Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Jessica problems

Failing to complete a flip from one bed to the other, Jessica problems.
 Thinking I can do anything when fueled by liquid courage, Major Jessica problem.
Having tissue hanging for your nose in pictures, Jessica problems.
I'm allergic to everything from cats (except Cali, she's hypoallergenic and amazing) to trees.
Eating pizza everyday for the past week, Jessica problems.
Eating pizza everyday and wondering why your pants don't fit, Jessica and majority of US population problems.
I wish I could love oatmeal and carrots the way I love sausage and cheese. It's a love no carrot stick can shake.
Some change could be needed but for now I'm going to stay in bed with my cat and continue to eat chips.

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